No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
viva la celebracion
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
its officially #5SOSBDAY [braces myself for the flood of “it’s been 2 years now you haven’t even seen the best of me” jokes]
So, this is the famous ring, eh?